only if we run a train.
done.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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