Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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