nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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