You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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