You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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