morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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