so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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