He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
