Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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