I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
