I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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