We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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