i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You were trust falling into bushes
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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