I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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