You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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