Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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