How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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