When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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