bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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