Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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