thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize