Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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