belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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