marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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