I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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