so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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