she was so not down for the gang bang
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
