I love black thongs
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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