Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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