I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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