He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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