Whod you bang
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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