susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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