Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
