absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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