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(703): View more from Virginia

Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth

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(818): View more from California

you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?

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(208): View more from Idaho

just looked at his mug shot... not really my type

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(808): View more from Hawaii

There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude

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(587): View more from Alberta

I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country

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(636): View more from Missouri

She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol

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