You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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