It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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Do I have a choice?
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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