Yo dont text me then not text me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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