Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
oh god the rape fog is back!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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Oh Jesus.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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