Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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