im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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