She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Floor bacon is actually really good
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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