Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Oh god it's open bar.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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