I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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