just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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