he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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