people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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