The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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