Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i barfeds in our rink
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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