Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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