I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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