Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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