what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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