Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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