Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Never underestimate the power of titties
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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