i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Can I color on your dick again?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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