No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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