Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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